Today’s post is first in a series of author interviews we’re running. Here we speak with Michael Cameron, author of The Brinkmeyers, about health scares, BBC TV drama, and ghost writing poolside in Florida.
Tell us in thirty words or less what the Brinkmeyers is about?
I wanted to tell a story that would make people laugh and shock them a little. I suppose we have all been a part of a family and to some extent all families have their dysfunctional moments so I took that idea to the absolute… Who am I kidding! I wanted to write a funny book after Billy Christ because that one was so bleeding bleak! (I can’t count words).
Who is your intended audience and why should they read your book?
My kids – because like all kids they don’t understand me.. er… no, I mean all kids don’t understand their parents – not all kids don’t understand me… And so the audience is parents, kids, people who like a love story, people who like comedy – people who are… anyone really.
Tell us about your cover art. Why did you go with that particular image?
The brilliant Deana Riddle (http://www.bookstarter.com/Book-Design.html) who did the BIlly Christ cover and who is a genius at these things, created it. It was the first design she sent me and it was just how I imagined the Brinkmeyers to be.
How important are the names of your characters in your novels?
Vitally important. Names are the hook on which the reader hangs a character’s hat. You know the character from her/his name – I mean, Cedric Jones-Smith will never be a wrestler will he? And Doris Tunner will never adorn the front cover of a Lad’s mag.
Tell us more about Hymie Brinkmeyer – is there any of you in him?
Well he’s fat, he’s over fifty, he has two kids… But apart from that nothing at all.. (It says here.).
Your book has some serious themes running through it, for example, men’s health and infidelity. How did you manage to keep the book funny?
I’ve had two cancer scares, two heart operations, and a variety of other illnesses – none of which were that serious in the end, thank God, but I noticed two things when I was going in and out of hospitals, doctor’s surgeries etc – first of all the more worried you get, the more you find yourself making bad jokes or listening to other people’s bad jokes and quite often it is humour that gets everyone through these tricky times – even the doctors given half a chance will have a laugh or crack a one-liner to relieve the tension. I remember one heart surgeon saying there is only a one in one thousand chance this operation will go wrong – and luckily for you I have done this op nine hundred and ninety nine times before… And the second thing is, that whatever is wrong with you, at some point you will have to drop your trousers and underpants – doesn’t matter – even for my heart they had my trousers down before I could say Atrial Fibrillation! You’ve got to lose all your inhibitions and shed all your modesty and make a joke of it or simply die of embarrassment… There is no dignity in illness and less dignity when you don’t find it funny.
Your book is comprised of a series of fictional blog posts. Were they ever posted online?
Yes. For a while they went on line as ‘real’ blogs. I didn’t think anyone would take them seriously but I stopped them because we had one or two confused people who became genuinely involved in the characters and one lady in particular who formed a definite… well, an attachment shall we say, to Hymie…
Why is your book different?
You can read it backwards and it still makes sense (…actually that might be a lie).
You’ve done a fair bit of ghost writing, most notably In Harm’s Way, which became a bestseller. What’s easier, writing a non-fiction book about someone else’s life, or a fictional one about people you’ve made up?
Fiction. Fiction. Fiction. Any time fiction. I once ghosted a book about the history of a German factory. If it had been fiction we could have made it interesting!!
Has your dog ever eaten your manuscript?
No but he did eat my underpants – see above.
Where is your favourite place to write?
I wrote a lot of ‘In Harm’s Way’ in a rented house in Fort Myers, Florida, beside a pool between 5am and 9 am every day for a three weeks while my family lay-in before spending the day on the beach – that was cool. I’d love to do it again.
What book are you reading at the moment?
I used to work in BBC TV drama and recently I got my bug back for moving pictures and I have started making my own short videos. So, believe it or not, right now I am reading a book about video lighting. Actually, if you make videos it’s great – ‘Lighting For Digital Video and Television’ by John Jackman (I know – I’m sad…)
What can we expect from you in the future?
A book (when I get time and inspiration). A short video – (when I finish Lighting For Digital Video and Television by John Jackman).
Before you go, how about an intriguing snippet from your book?
Before you go – where is the cheque to cover that..?
The Brinkmeyers is available as a paperback and on Kindle